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Why the iPhone 5 is BORING, and the iPod Nano will make Nokia rich

The iPhone 5  has FINALLY arrived. And it’s BORING. Yes, that iPhone. The one everyone’s waited two years to renew their contract for. The reiteration with the obvious specs: Taller, thinner, better camera with “sapphire crystal” lens protection, LTE, longer battery life, upgraded apps, Maps, and its new iOS.  The iPhone that’s said to boost the GDP .05% and make Sprint, ATT, and Verizon stock soar.

Despite all of that hype, the iPhone 5 doesn’t excite anyone. Not even you. Not even the 10 million consumers ready to rush to the store are the least bit enthusiastic about Apple’s new baby. And you know exactly why.